Im five foot three inches,
brown hair curling all over my face, bright green eyes.
Im 26 but my body´s though from dancing if you know what I mean.
Well I got bored doing a strip,
well first I got bored doing that Ph.D shit
and being frustrated professors straight A-pet,
especially being faithful to a husband
who spent all his time in bed dealing out poker hands.
I left school,
descended to the more interesting depths and became a stripper.
Even that finally bored me.
So I decided, on my 26th birthday,
to become the thoughest detective alive.
This is the story about how I have kept myself from being bored.
Narratives you know are purely for shit.
Here´s the information go fuck yourself.